The Life And Times of Parody Jane

2011-05-09T08:55:00.000-07:00

hehheh...

peace be to all who like to whack balls today

i fell and hit a nut while trying to hang on to a pole horizontally

A NUT

you know how pain it is when you get whacked in the balls

BALLS

not ball

when you get hit in the ball

BAM

DEATH

major stomach ache.bluek

2009-11-03T06:17:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvRtEijLmO8

2009-10-19T23:59:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-Lqhkji5w0

new video...

tears in heaven cover

2009-10-15T03:12:00.000-07:00

WOOHOO PMR HAS FINISHED AND I'M FRIKKIN BORRRRREEEEDDD....

it's like an essential minus the moast bubmerd stuff/

anyway i have decided to cram the rest of my holidays with writing and recording songs so got check out my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJN8KBtY5oA

i'm still gonna upload more songs over the holiday...!!!woohoo...and theres the inter class tournaments i'm looking forward to..haha playing would be fun i think...=)

bhuvan cooks awesome pizza by the way.!

parkour stuff

2009-09-19T01:18:00.001-07:00

tried this out yesterday..should have took a pic..

though after a couple tries from an elevated wall managed to do it..cool huh..?

did a nearly 12 feet wall climb+run...you get the idea...

i got two round sores on my hand cuz of that damn that wall was sharp..

haha.more updates soon.

2009-09-17T01:10:00.000-07:00

the sun in circular motion

derived from concentric movement

an erratic motion

an unknown factor unlike pavement

able to adapt change

and set off a drastic chain in action

falsify,rectify,justify

the inner soul thirsts

a brutal war wage

a beautiful revelation

inept,side,rewind,

a fiery fist first,

the man of potions

2009-09-14T00:56:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJN8KBtY5oA

1st video ppl/...comments fine..jusst for serene lim

2009-08-28T21:05:00.000-07:00

Now, here's what you're supposed to do, and please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 15 of your friends here to answer this. Then see what happens.

"My Kind Of Girl"

1. Do you need him/ her to be good looking?
yeap..

2. Smart?
not too smart..=)

3. Preferred age?
same,younger,i dont mind a bit older..YEA!!

4. Preferred height?
shorter than me but not too short..definitely..
5. How about sense of humor?
has to be the 2nd funniest person on the planet..cuz i am the 1st

6. How about piercings?
can can can
7. Accepts you for who you are?
AHBUDHEN!!!

8. Pink hair?
err not permanent dye la..=)

9. Mushy or no?
yeap..30%angel 70% devil=)

10. Thin or fat?
hot sexy thin..

11. Black, Brown or White? (skin colour)
brown or white..mebee black..?i don't know..

12. Long hair or short hair?
as long as it suits her..i don't mind sexy short..xD
13. Plastic or metal?
metal
14. Smells good?
smells like apple..=)
15. Smoker?
HELL NO!!!

16. Drinker?
light drinker-.-

17. Girl/ Boy-next-door type?
yea..definitely down to earth
18. Muscular?
errr..no//?

19. Plays piano?
yeap

20. Plays bass and/ or acustic guitar?
yeap
21. Plays violin?
don't know but i dont mind..=)

22. Sings very good?
of course..

23. Vain?
40% vain so i can make jokes abt her vanity=)

24. With glasses?
i dont mind..

25. With braces?
no..sorry..dont really mind but no
26. Shy type?
yeap30% angel

27. Rebel or good boy/ girl?
50/50

28. Active or passive?
active..must love sports ond physical stuff

29. Tight or bomb?
tight+bomb

30. Singer or dancer?
both..yea!!

31. Stunner?
of course

32. Hiphop?
nope

33. Earrings?
yea

34. Mr./ Ms. Count-My-Ex-Girlfriends-Until-You-Drop?
nope..mebbe?argh wat the heck'

35. Dimples?
yea..
36. Bookworm?
yea
37. Mr./ Ms/ love letter?
sure..

38. Playful?
hell yea

39. Flirt?
of course..that would be th reason she falls for me cuz i'm a bigger flirt then her..
40. Poem writer?
errrrs

41. Serious?sure
42. Campus crush?
sure..

43.painter?
yeap
44. Religious?
yeap
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
GIVE IT TO ME BABE!!!

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
not really..

47. Speaks 20 languages?
yeap..so its easier for me to order stuff overseas..=)

48. Loyal or faithful?
loyal..and faithful

49. Good kisser?
of course..
50. Loves children?
yea..must must

of mallet fingers and basketball jerseys

2009-08-14T23:20:00.000-07:00

so these are a few pics as to the reason for my 6 week imprisonments

and my memories of basketball..=)

hoops station jerseys

kkba..
sri sempurna1
sri sempurna2

2009-07-22T04:44:00.000-07:00

so i'm like the most bored person on planet earth right now.

life has been so stressful..

i miss the moments

now pmr is a freak

but life has to go on as usual

i am seriously crapping stuff here help!

right now i'm

at least thats what it feels like..

well there always the other option

heheheh

that's me.,.post PMR

life's deciscions are so ugh..

me and my life

like what..?!!!!

if only..

life were so tranquil...

2009-06-26T05:36:00.000-07:00

hey ppl the king of pop is dead..

lets all have a moments silence for this troubled yet talented musician that brought us the moonwalk,thriller,and red jacket.

there was never a last symphony for the king of pop. i really hopes he doesn't just stay on our minds for a while but that we would think of the way he opened our eyes to the many issues around the world.

michael was born black. he changed his skin color because of all the prejudice towards black people at america at that time.he voiced out the plea and suffering of the blacks in america. although he didn't end his life well we should respect his hard work and the pains he has gone through to achieve the level of professionality he has now..a tribute to the king of pop.

michael jackson

2009-06-03T03:49:00.000-07:00

haha...so this is what i was doing the past 5 days during BB nature camp.!!!!woooohooo.

pre day 1

me benji, isaak, and julian went to the campsite earlier to settle some logistics stuff. Wasn't really sure ahaha so anyway we reached Nomad campsite at like around 2 or three o'clock. we settled down and moved our things into the tree house we were allowed to stay in. so we decided to hide the treasure hunt clues la...it was all easy la..until me isaak and julian were at the wall...Isaak saw a huge centipede and some how Julian saw it..I for one did not see it but was pretty freaked out la.if Isaak was scared it was sure a killer centipede man..

Anyways we met with Mr G and settled the rest of the schedule and logistics with him in like maybe 15 minutes or less..it was quite simple actually.We just had to check it out.So after the meeting we decided to check out the river..hmmm...sounds cool right..?actually it is!!!we went rivertrekking from the campsite to a bridge..oh my god!!!the river was full of bloody rocks..they were so sharp...plus the undercurrent was quite strong..if small peeps went there i'm sure they would be washed away...=)any ways we went back to the river at the campsite and i thought about jumping in to the river from there..there was a pretty calm place which was filled with sand. Damn i though it was a bloody high way and there some rocks near the bank which meant i had to jump quite far before landing on "safe ground" Isaak was saying that it was too dangerous and started to walk towards the river and i thought"well Jon, you only live ONCE!!!bloody hell go for it!"and i did...it was AWESOME!!!!!!i managed to land on the place where there was sand..haha lols to adventure!!

that night we headed off to a hawker stall in ipoh for a dinner...it was delicious..the food was pretty cheap and delicious..we ate like there was no tomorrow...we headed to ipoh parade with the help of the Nuuvi gps in benji's car...it was like a pathetic mall..and we were too lae to catch a movie..so we went to a cybercafe instead..the cybercafe had couches isnstead of normal chairs and they were two by two...me isaak and julian played a little while of cs for about an hour or so and then we went back..

the night was freaking cold in the tree house then it rained heavily..,.!!!the treehouse shaked and tilted and we were so freaking scared and tried to balance it..darn..i'll post the rest of the other days tomorrow...ciao!!!

2009-05-24T02:52:00.000-07:00

what happens when you put a bunch of MONKEYS together.?

hmmmm....

check out what i found on a random "image search"

ring a bell anyone..?

(looks like someone from 3h class rigght mav..?)=)

2009-05-23T22:11:00.000-07:00

so..

this is what's going on..

i'm having exams right now.

i almost finished.

i got three subjects.

science(easy)

Sejarah(not bad)

KH(kamikaze!!!)

so anyway..i got this like serioouus problem now..i got my brains turned inside out searching for answers. Guess wat..should i buy a new bass guitar or just buy the nut..hmmm

2009-05-12T03:27:00.000-07:00

OH MY GOD TWILIGHT IS AWESOME!!!

Seriously i did not expect this kind of a book when i decided to borrow the book from Maverick.

i thought that it was a romantic girly gossip novel..the constant discussion in my old school had casted a negative impression on this book. After hearing about the romance and the love i made a hasty decision that it was a book confined to a female desperado's reading list. Iwas wrong.

Iwas seriously stumped as to where i would get the books...I consedered buying after i read the books. I just finished the 1st book twilight within 4 reading hours. Iseriously cant wait to get the next book=) Thanks Mav,..

stories..

2009-05-11T06:42:00.000-07:00

today was a fine day..

haha

farny

watching tv

playing basketball

played guitar

googled spare parts for my poor,poor bass guitar

haha

the wierd thing about life is that many things you want desperately you way not always get..BUT many things you do not want(good stuff)always happens..it's like a blessings in a disguise thing..anyway..

mothers' day was yesterday!!!yea..actually sometimes we look at the bad sides of our others that we fail to see the radiant positive side..the one who works hard to ensure our well being be it in a financial form or a emotional form

2009-05-10T03:06:00.000-07:00

so talking about sri sempurna..

i've gotten a lot of memories about sri Sempurna..let us start at the very beginning..

One day, the 2008 class of 2 agape were in the computer lab playing games whilst learning about html programming. Then, there was a new guy that never went to school before...hmmm i wonder who that guy was. Anyway, the guy made some new friends. As they were walking back, our "john doe"(lets call him that)remembered that he had borrowed a game from his friend. counter strike was then the "in thing" during that time for the 'john doe.' so he was anxious and excited to go home and turn on his computer and play the game.

Then all of a sudden, his classmates yelled that there was a spotcheck!!!john doe wondered what a spotcheck was and bewilderingly asked his new friends the meaning of the new term. as they explained to him he suddenly realized that bringing cd's to school was 'illegal' he panicked and said in a most sesated manner....Shit....

So the rest of the story was really predictable. Really Really predictable. lets make the story more interisting and make john doe's mother a teacher in the school he was studying in. lets just make her a discipline teacher...and lets' make her REALLY...REALLY..ABSOLUTELY..SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALLYDOCIOUSLY MAD...So what i'm saying is there is no point writing about the incident more...really...=)hahahaha. that was the 1st week of school...we'll begin again with the rest of the adventures of JOHN DOE..as if u don't know who that is...-.-

woohoo:the origins

2009-05-08T08:44:00.000-07:00

the word woohoohoo is a very much used word in the pages of comical history..

the most famous of woohoohooers recorded was eyore,the comical,lovable donkey from winnie the pooh

this is a load of c**p

haha any ways life is as usual..

miss my ol skul,but doin well i guess in my new school...

i guess that it's intruiging that i have this feeling that i am from my old school and always think i am still part of that school..

i guess that part of man enjoy clinging on to the good memories and tend to forget the bitter resentment..

i know that Sri sempurna was not that all a smooth journey..but i'm not perfect..u messed up too..

haha sri sempurna was a journey of discovery.

with this in mind i will write an article tomorrow about the memories in sri sempurna..

i guess i'm too tired...?=)

a bit about sebuyau...my "hometown"

2009-05-05T03:18:00.000-07:00

loads of pineapples...sebuyau

village road..sebuyau

2009-05-05T03:06:00.001-07:00

random stories

2009-05-05T02:49:00.000-07:00

the pink glancing rabbit stole a quick glance at the whitewashed wall...his mission was clear..he was a super secret rabbit...the powers bestowed to him by a renegade magician enabled him to dash like the wind,infiltrate enemy bases with the quietest most stealthlike manner,think like a human,and the most super power...which he hasn't learned yet...as he stood before the challenge a whole ten feet af wall..he had it all figured..he super dashed at least a kilometer away...then..

whoop..kabbadeeshalkazammm...ooops...he dashed towards the wall...as he ran straight on..he took a giant leap...whoosh..his partner,bambee the mouse sat on his back petrified..arghh!!!pinkie!!pinkie!!!ur a bloody a*&^hole!!!he ran up vertically!!!!!!
OMG U BLOODY BS!! the guard looked in surprise as the pink lightning bolt descended on him from above...
"oooh...it's so ...............shiny..=)"as the rabbit jumped up his goal he finally achived it...

a pink carrot.....

2009-04-23T01:55:00.000-07:00

i have no reason whatsoever to donothing so i'm just gonna crap abt everything under the sun. today we witnessed a hell of a strip show during MORal by the most honour'd yang berasmara datuk maverick chong...
he's was probably being happy that he could lap dance on the one and only sudharshinan j.
haha
it was so freakin funny we nearly burst out in tears..
first he sat on sudhar,
nex he danced...
den he took out 1 button that's when we started to laugh like a pack of hyenas..
the he went even more erotic...
haha
it was a great escape from the dull school life for us..
sigh class would not be so fun without the one and only maverick chong..!!!
plus the teacher was IN THE CLASS=)

walaouwei..

2009-04-08T06:35:00.001-07:00

so....i got like tons of home work...+geography, sivik,moral, sejarah, bm,and kh projects due by

30 april 2009
i noe it's totally awesome/.
plus tolking about school...i just transferred to smk seafield this year..
it's not even march and i have lots of (gay,horny,wierd,sluttish)atherwise cool frens.
sadly i mass the small enviromnt of sri sempurna..
lurvly day tis is...
haha
lurver kid is on d loose..=)

changes are the only thing that don't change in life....

2008-12-03T02:39:00.000-08:00

my life was changed through discipleship camp...i really thank GOD..but as the title says changes always happen. jus when i was all fired up..my parents decided to change my school...i felt sad naturally..i was leaving behind a group of friends i was proud to call friends..but i believe that there has to be some purpose in this incident..b cause God says that in the darkest time of night then comes dawn..this reading may help you...in the bible psalms 102,it says that God will help us through our darkest moments...

2008-09-21T03:06:00.000-07:00

hey wats up world!!2day i woke up unusuall tired. don't know wat to do....sigh lifes so complicated.
i really wish it were less hectic...